'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I
*AGGRESSIVELY LISTENS TO PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN SOUNDTRACK TO GET WORK DONE*
Always see “real women” posts so here’s one for the dudes.
this says so much. I wish there were more posts like this. please.
body positivity and realistic body standards are important for guys too!
^reblogging again for that gif
Accurate gif is accurate
I’d have been offended if you didnt return the favor, Charles. lol
- 1: When i was 16 and I still haven’t found it
- 2: Depends who’s offering
- 3: Not really. I mean besides cactuses.
- 4: Movie Theatre
- 5: With a girl
- 6: Yes
- 7: Yeah but usually I have one on each side of the bed
- 8: All 3, same time.
- 9: Yup
- 10: Yeah but I played it off that I was playing COD Naked with Barakos.
- 11: Like it’s just been thrown on the floor
- 12: 11, maybe 12 sex
- 13: Katy Perry or Adam West
- 14: I sit the fence
- 15: I got bored
- 16: You Are My Sunshine
- 17: Hakuna Matata
- 18: No I don’t even eat salad wtf question is that
- 19: Shower because less splashing. Of the bath water at least
- 20: Adam West or maybe Katy Perry
- 21: Yes I have and Yes I would
- 22: Sure
- 23: Such Dick Pics. Very Text.
- 24: Yeah man I’d have sex with you
- 25: Have sex again
- 26: Sex
- 27: Why not start in the morning and go until the late night amirite
- 28: Boobs
- 29: Boobs
- 30: Not even gonna make a wise crack. Yes.